who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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