we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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