there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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