I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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