She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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