i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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