well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Blow job season was short but glorious.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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