Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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