I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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