just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Screwed.edu
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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