You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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