I think I just saw someone hide a body.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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