You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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