i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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