Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I think your dad took our porno
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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