Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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