try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
How naked do you want me to be?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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