Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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