Say something about gay babies.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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