she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
