garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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