i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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