Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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