If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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