Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
he laminated a picture of his dick.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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