Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The adults are the big ones right?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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