I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
