I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
