How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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