Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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