Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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