So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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