Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
This is my gift to your gina
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
my nose is crying tears of wow.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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