yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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