i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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