just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
