I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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