I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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