I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
