I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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