some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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