How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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