I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
