Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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