Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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