Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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