My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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