He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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