ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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