I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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