no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
is that a dick in a sweater?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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