he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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