If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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