I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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