How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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