I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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