Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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