I like to think it a success when the cops are called
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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