Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Drunk is not a location!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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